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Once the Twitter handle @1MillionRicher reaches one million (1,000,000) followers, one (1) follower of @1MillionRicher will receive the Twitter account. The award recipient will be chosen at random and notified via Twitter. Twitterich will not use the @1MillionRicher Twitter account for any advertising, link spamming, or personal messaging with any followers, except for notifying the potential award recipient once they are selected. However, by following @1MillionRicher, you potentially will end up following a different Twitter handle once the award recipient has been confirmed and the Twitter accounts have been merged. Promoter is not responsible for how the award recipient engages with any Twitter followers.
As with any other Twitter user, you can always unfollow any person or organization. Promoter reserves the right to disqualify award recipient in its sole discretion if such recipient's Twitter account is deemed offensive or polarizing to a significant number of followers, such as those with an inappropriate handle (obscene, offensive, overtly partisan, etc.). The award recipient should be certain he/she is comfortable with having a large number of followers on Twitter. It is possible that the number of followers given to the award recipient may be less than one million if @1MillionRicher followers stop following after the one million follower goal has been reached.
This is for fun. There is no purchase necessary. Void where prohibited or restricted by law. A Twitter account is required to participate and can be opened for free at www.Twitter.com. The Martin Agency, Inc. ('Promoter') is not responsible for unsuccessful follows or for lost, stolen, late or misdirected follows, or for malfunctions, failures or other errors, or difficulties of any kind whether human, mechanical, typographical, or otherwise relating to or in connection with Twitterich. Promoter will post tweets to followers to inform them of milestones (e.g. 250,000 followers). The random drawing to select the potential award recipient will be held after @1MillionRicher reaches one million followers. The potential award recipient will be notified via the @1MillionRicher Twitter handle within fourteen days of drawing and must sign and return an affidavit of eligibility and release of liability within five days of notification, or award will be forfeited and may be provided to an alternate award recipient at discretion of Promoter. There is no cash value to the award; however, to the extent the award is deemed taxable for any reason, any and all federal, state, and local taxes on the award, if any, will be the award recipients sole responsibility.
Award recipient agrees not to exploit followers for commercial purposes. Promoter and its subsidiaries, affiliates, designees, agents, officers and employees are not responsible for any problems resulting from merging Twitter followers to award recipient's Twitter account, any other errors that may occur with award receipt, or refusal of Twitter to transfer account. Award is provided 'as is' with no warranty or guarantee, either express or implied by Promoter. Promoter reserves the right to suspend or terminate Twitterich at any time in their sole discretion, should they determine that Twitterich may violate any laws, rules or regulations, entails undue legal exposure, or that one million and one followers will not be obtained within a reasonable period of time, or for any other reason . In such a case, the award will remain unawarded. Persons who tamper with or abuse any aspect of Twitterich or who are in violation of these Terms and Conditions, as solely determined by Promoter, will be disqualified and all associated follows will be void.
Should any portion of Twitterich be, in Promoter's sole opinion, compromised by non-authorized human intervention or other causes which, in the sole opinion of the Promoter, corrupt or impair the administration, security, fairness or proper play of Twitterich, or submission of follows, Promoter reserves the right at its sole discretion to suspend, modify or terminate Twitterich. Participants agree that Promoter, and its parent, affiliates, subsidiaries, and all of their respective officers, directors, employees, representatives and agents (collectively, 'Released Parties') will have no liability whatsoever for, and shall be held harmless by participants against, any liability, for any injuries, losses or damages of any kind, including death, to persons, or property resulting in whole or in part, directly or indirectly, from acceptance, possession, misuse or use of award or participation in Twitterich. Released Parties are also not responsible for any incorrect or inaccurate information, whether caused by tampering, hacking, or by any equipment or programming associated with or utilized in Twitterich. Award recipient, by acceptance of award, except where legally prohibited, grants permission for Promoter and its designees to use his/her name, address (city and state), photograph, voice and/or other likeness for advertising, trade and promotional purposes without further compensation, in all media now known or hereafter discovered, worldwide in perpetuity, without notice or review or approval.
Award recipients' Twitter handle: For the Twitter handle of the award recipient (available after one million followers has been reached), send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org. Promoter: The Martin Agency, Inc. - One Shockoe Plaza, Richmond, VA - 23219